i am the first human to evolve the trait in which i would rather tell someone to go fuck themselves than put up with a remote level of bullshit this is natural selection at its finest
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
(via exchangingtwohundred)
i was the only person to get this kid something on his birthday and helped to plan his surprise party but im not going because FUCK you youre an ungrateful piece of shit
my finals and ap tests are all done guess how many classes im going to you guessed it zeroooooooo
sometimes i wonder what we could do if we took funding from the sports programs at our school and funneled it back into the city so we could do things like fix the leaking roof and pay people to stop being assholes
dont mention dunkins or ill walk there
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
do u mean the fact that this will happen
(via muggleland)
